The Electrocuted Haddock
Staying asleep is not something I'm good at. Waking up is something I'm even worse at...
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Musings, grievances, and tactical observations from a columnist refusing to surrender to the 21st century.
The Victorian Street Organ
Everything sags, droops and doesn't work right. But, the fat still turns up. Round my middle. And my arse. Why?
Thirty Seconds of Quiet Inertia
Why must every journey across the city be treated like a heat of the 100-metre hurdles? Stand on the right, breathe, and let the machinery do the work.